Oh, Kurt, I love you!

KURT VONNEGUT'S LIST OF "LIBERAL CRAP I NEVER WANT TO HEAR AGAIN":

1. Give us this day our daily bread. Oh sure.

2. Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
Nobody better trespass against me. I'll tell you that.

3. Blessed are the meek.

4. Blessed are the merciful. You mean we can't use torture?

5. Blessed are the peacemakers. Jane Fonda?

6. Love your enemies - Arabs?

7. Ye cannot serve God and Mammon. The hell I can't! Look at the Reverend Pat Robertson. And He is as happy as a pig in s**t.